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CHAPTER 1!!!

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Title! The significant Contact: Chapter One
Pairing! Doctor Sheldon Cooper/Penny
Summary! Sheldon Cooper is the MacGyver of drag queens. WILL HE BECOME AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR AND WIN PENNY'S LOVE?!?
Rating! SEXY



"Penny already have I won the Nobel!" Sheldon cried, weeping tiny kitten tears.

Penny made sad eyes, patting her Moonpie on the back. "Soft kitty!" she sings, "Warm kitty! Liiittle ball of fur!"

"No Penny!" Sheldon cried. "realizing all my dreams only to find them empty and meaningless is not a kind of sick!!!"

Penny took her shirt off. Her Breasts with arousal, swollen and lactating at the thought of sextime.

"What inducement do you have to abolish your chemise, Chicken Feed? Unless we coitus, there is not a commonsensical impetus for you to expunge your habiliment." Said Sheldon.

Penny's eyes that were round like beautiful eyes filled with sweet, sweet tears. "Oh, Moonpie," she said, "you don't love me now that you have realized all you're dreams!! Her heart was broken, shattered like her dreams that were once beautiful, shattered like the memories of her home in Nebraska had been shattered in the tragic car accident that stole them. She had flyed Nebraska like so many birds, running from her tragic past. She was so ashamed never could she again show her body at home, for as a young woman, she had experienced a night of debauchery beyond her wildest, most beautiful dreams with a man who had the Face of an Angel, the Arms of Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man in the scene where he is not wearing sleeves, and the Height of RuPaul. His hair was like spun silk, cropped at times short and at other times long, for he was the last of the great Hair Actors. He had spilled his seed in her womb because he had forgotten a sheath straightjacket, and she had tragically fallen pregnant! And oh, it came down to her future dreams and the life of her unborn child. After days locked in her room weeping and gnashing her hair and rending her teeth, Penny finally did the only sensible thing (other than not sleeping with the jackass in the first place) and got an abortion, which, actually, is a perfectly legitimate characterization choice. Come on, she was like, eighteen or nineteen when she left home, doesn't that strike anyone as unusual? And excuse me, but abortion is not the same as torture or, or, rape, or something, and many women have abortions, it isn't to inject extra drama, really when you think about it Penny facing the topic of abortion makes a lot of sense because we know from the goddamn canon that Penny is, shall we say, free with her love, and accidents happen, and, oh yeah, she's from a fairly conservative part of the country, so I don't think it's unreasonable that her parents might have a problem, and eighteen-year-old girls don't take off for Hollywood and move in with the first bodybuilder on the street if there isn't something a little wrong goin' on in their lives! And lo, she wept for days, crying tiny kitten tears of pain!

Alone in bed, Sheldon cradled Nobel. How to win back the love of his girlfriend?? From his brain came a small voice, the voice saying, "Sheldon," like Darth Vader, "you know what you must do!!"

Sheldon sits up and gasped! "I must become AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR!!!" he cried!




WILL SHELDON SUCCEED? IS PENNY TOO SAD TO LIVE AN OTHER TRAGIC DAY?? IS LEONARD STILL STUCK IN THAT DUMPSTER???

Review for next chapters!!!

Comments

( 7 comments — Leave a comment )
htbthomas
Feb. 3rd, 2010 07:51 pm (UTC)

COOKIES



*cries tiny kitten tears of pain and laughter*
dashakay
Feb. 4th, 2010 02:11 am (UTC)
I AM SO GLAD THAT skraw SEEMS TO BE PRO-CHOICE.

Edited at 2010-02-04 02:11 am (UTC)
mrsvc
Feb. 4th, 2010 02:16 am (UTC)
AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR!

This fic OMG so leik awesum and stuf. U r so gonna b a publiched riter sumdai.
montycrowley
Feb. 5th, 2010 03:22 am (UTC)
THANK GOD I HAVE THIS PICTURE FOR YOU, SKRAW.










YOU'RE WELCOME.
mmechaussette
Feb. 20th, 2010 07:50 pm (UTC)
C'est parfait! I adore the characterization, the drama, the sweeping epic nature of la petite histoire! Darling, you must continue, I will abstain from eating mon daily bonbon until a fresh offering of this saurian delight appears on my friends page.

Au Revoir, ma chere!
royalraal
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notalwaysweak
Jan. 18th, 2014 09:55 am (UTC)
Is Leonard still stuck in that Dumpster?
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